“Vocals were performed with the DECTalk Express. The same speech synthesizer used by Stephen Hawking back in the eighties.”
“POW POW POW SWAG”
“I’m not going anywhere / (but up but up) / so I’ll just take my time here / this pain is the process I’m needing to grow / moving forward so my progress can show”
“My three year old daughter and I play a lot of old games together. Her favorite is Donkey Kong. Two days ago, she asked me if she could play as the girl and save Mario. She’s played as Peach in Super Mario Bros. 2 and naturally just assumed she could do the same in Donkey Kong.
“This is my rendition of ‘Apotheosis and I Was Born For This’ from the Grammy nominated video game soundtrack Journey composed by Austin Wintory.”
“Oh là là.”
“WHAT THE FUCK EA, THIS IS HOW YOU PUNISH THE PEOPLE THAT PREORDER? FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME, EA. FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME. THIS SIM CITY LAUNCH IS A FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. WHAT THE FUCK EA, THIS IS HOW YOU PUNISH THE PEOPLE THAT PREORDER? FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME, EA. FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME.
“Die Spieler lügen, betrügen und brandschatzen sich durch das Science Fiction-Universum und verdienen so streckenweise mehr Geld als die Entwickler des Spiels selbst.”
“An old school solution for dealing with your annoying coworkers.”